|Him: I shot this mistletoe down in Bay Minette just this afternoon, so it’s fresh.
Her: Just like you!
This Thanksgiving weekend did you . . .
Eat or pick Satsumas – 1 point
Use Satsumas in a recipe – 3 points
Shoot mistletoe out of a tree – 2 points
Shoot a deer – 3 points
Shoot anything, for that matter – 2 points
|Mabel Lynn runs out behind Granddaddy’s house
to shoot some Mistletoe real quick like.
Watch Football on TV- 1 point
Attend a Football game – 2 points
Stand at attention and sing the National Anthem (whether you were at the game or not) – 3 points
Attend a cane grinding – 3 points
Start a bonfire – 1 point
Walk on the beach – 1 point
Pick up pecans – 1 point
Eat a home made pecan pie – 2 points
Utter the phrase, “You grab the buggy, I’ll meet you at the big TV”s.” – 1 point
|For the Oyster Soup|
Shuck oysters – 2 points
Decorate your Christmas Tree – while wearing shorts – 2 points
|Look Mom! The Wilson’s are here!|
And for extra credit, if you traveled over the river and through the woods and happened to stop at at a Stuckey’s on I-10, or Priester’s Pecans on Hwy. 65 and ran into someone you know . . . 5 points!
Okay, what’s your score?