Oh mercy, how we love football season in the South! Â I think this year in particular, all civility has been thrown out the window. Here are a few football jokes I’ve heard in downtown Fairhope during the past few days. Shame on y’all something fierce!
What do you get when you put 32 Illinois cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
University of South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier is only going to dress half of his players for the gameÂ this week;Â
How is the Duke football team like a possum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
He saw “911” on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
How do you get a former University of Southern California football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.