(Ring – ring) Â Hello?
Yes, may I please speak to January?
Hi January. Â This is the Gulf Coast. Â We’d like to request a refund. Â You barely showed up this year (2013) and allowed Spring to barge straight through the door. Â Now we have Spring flowers everywhere, and by Easter, they’ll be gone and things will look odd without them. Â Easter without Azaleas? Â This is just wrong, and we demand you make things right.Â
Be careful what you wish for. Don’t you remember about five years ago when I switched places with April and it snowed on Easter? Â And stop your crying, because if you take another look at your name tag, you’ll see you’re the GULF COAST. Â It’s in my contract that I can screw with you whenever I want.
Oh. Well, when you put it like that, okay. Â Just please take it easy on the Dogwoods.Â
That’s it. I’m going to warn February about you. Â (Click.)